How does the person with the record for the longest finger nails function?

I'm at my desk typing and my nails are probably at their longest and I'm having trouble.How does the person with the record for the longest finger nails function?
I dunno...I always wonder how they wiped themselves down there....How does the person with the record for the longest finger nails function?
...and a nose full of boogers...

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Well so long as you can get some work done. Unless the person is over 60 (retirement age), or rich enough to get by without government help, then I have no problem with this person with the record for the longest finger nails.

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